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not like Mondays ...

Mornings ...

since morning bad luck. I got up from bed, awake rhythmical sound an alarm in the car. Because chickens * and there was no better place to park, you have to just under my window. And at 6:00 in the morning, when a man wants to sleep.

idly licking eyebrows, go to the bathroom. JEB! I'm lying. Because tiles must always be wet. A floor has just hit me.

Next was getting worse. Butter sandwich down.

from the TV remote control as it always does not work. I do not watch TV, at most, to breakfast, and no bedtime. Since I can remember, this remote does not work, and somehow the battery will never change I do not want. I turned on music, I sat down, enjoying a free moment.

Coming out of the house slammed keys in the middle, which is not nearly fucked up the stairs, and wanting to go to the store I saw only a piece of paper,, right back, "



Computer Turn your computer i. .. grumbles. Damn it out loud.
I never did now grumbles.

Kur ... I moved to the right -
grumbles grumbles Left-
Podwiesiłem the ceiling-
grumbles turned off - no longer.
Turn - grumbles.
No. HU ... what a molecule.
I put on him hand - silence. stopped. The hands that heal.
After a few hours long and laborious investigation I understand that the computer must be something, then it grumbles. I stand in a cup of tea.

Jehovah

am tolerant and I really like to contact the cultural and religious. But not if someone enters my home after 20:00, to proclaim the truth about God. What the evening you can not safely spend in solitude, alone? Here you have several ways of which I sometimes use.

[knock knock]
[PUK PUK]
[JEB!]
-Who's there?
-Have you wondered ...
-WHO?
-Jehovah's Witnesses.
(cisza. ..)
-Hello? Is there anyone at home?
-NO!

-Can we go?
-Why? We would like to talk
-o. ..
-No! How do you bottle it at all, they can talk!

-Who's there?

-Jehovah's Witnesses (open the door, listen to what they have to say)
-... And we are here for your leaflets ...
-No thanks, masturbate on the films


-Halo! Who's there?

-Jehovah's Witnesses (here the sounds of struggle, you can crush a few times on the wall for better effect)
-Excuse me, are you okay?
-Guys! Not bijta, ruchajta!
At once they escape.

I just flew round Monday. No japier ...

Front Hair Is Thinning

path of Pec, and after the summer ...

So the next senseless, nudziarski text, not worth your attention. Happy reading :-)



just ends the summer. I will soon turn green to white, and trees wyłysieją like Britney Spears. Things ended a month ago, but I do not think it worthwhile to write about it, because I think everyone noticed it, right?
I think that each of you had even a week off in the summer how marvelous days. And what am I doing?

(Yes hens I know that nobody is interested :-) As you will recall I wrote a note kiedyśtam holiday. Then I sat at an internet cafe in a little town in the county Bardzodalekostąd shithole. Keyboard strangely blinded, the guy who had handled a few teeth, so that these teeth could be opened jars in the air was so much smoke that he had only seen the keyboard. So homely atmosphere.

Where was I, what I ate, drank, pier where the pee and if you killed a dinner? Will spare you the details. In addition, as stirngi exciting trip, I had a very tight schedule. In addition to doing nothing, I still had nothing to do shopping and excursions during the intervals of doing nothing. But it was gone.

long winter. And again this fall full of white, cold, wet ... Brr. Or will

slush, wet, and I will walk through ankle deep in mud, or the streets so getting a ice skating rink that unnecessary!

Again I forget what the sidewalk, at 8:00 will be dark as in the ass and the first word to utter upon awakening, will be a popular word on K (and it is not, I love the winter ") area in front of the house you will need to odśnieżyć, to this day I do not know what this morning and spammed again!

I to get somewhere quickly, I do not have access to the car - the end. O bus can be forgotten, because of difficulty pile up from the start! I left the house - cool, I want to go back - has a slightly nieeee. back to work. Waiting for the bus, two variants:

-Or I'm late, and freeze-

He is late, and freeze.

When I can take it further is getting worse, not only that, the heating can be pomażyć for me to quickly reached on foot, then when I'm already going to get off, then pray to Dżizasa not to see:

A, and so every time the same thing! No. These are not conditions for life, for human beings.

And let me tell you that he likes the winter ...

Baseball Field Chalking

LaTeX is EPUB - the easy way

Wimmerowi Paul was jealous of his blog entry Guide Contents Checkout: Sigil - ePub lightly, easily and pleasantly where he described how to create your "first" e-book using the free wdytora Sigil .

As with everything I use L A T E X and ...

L A T E X in some circles is considered to be an excellent program for (professional) desktop publishing. They like it and use a particular environment "technical" (but not only). Nothing prevents to use it to publish a book fiction.

very easy to use it to get high quality PDF file with an electronic image of the book.

Today, more and more popular e-book readers using the "lighter" than the PDF format. The most popular nalkeżą EPUB and Mobipocket . The first one is used by virtually all readers of electronic books, the latter is actually the only format available for Kindle.

question arises whether you can use L A T E X to produce a book in one of these formats.

L A T E X is EPUB - the easy way

You will need:

1. A text editor ( T E X works in my case).
2. L A T E X . Other developers
3. L A T E X a T E X 4HT.
4. Calibre - free software to convert and manage electronic books.

Procedure:

1. Using your editor, you type what you tell us your mind. You must know L A T E X in the very basic and give the document to the basic structure of the chapters, subsections (not forgetting the table of contents and title page).
2. "compile" a book to PDF format. It can be used in electronic readers (if you prefer that format) and on an ordinary computer.
We do
3. conversion to HTML using T E X 4HT. I have done the following command:
   
   
   
   
   
   htlatex testowybook.tex "xhtml, 2, charset = utf-8" \\
   "-cunihtf-utf8 "
   (Additional parameters used in the quoted bid XHTML and split the file according to the division book chapter (2) and use the UTF-8 (the other).)
4. As a result of this action on record the resulting files carry the following:
   
   
   
   
   
   testowybookli2.html
   testowybookli1.html
   testowybook.html
   testowybookch3. html
   testowybookch2.html
   testowybookch1.html
   testowybook.css
5. caliber Let's use this thing to convert for something strawniejszego ...
   
   
   • After starting caliber add a book to the library, choose "Add books from the single directory" pointing to all the html files. (Caliber is so smart that it automatically finds and joins images.)
     
     
     
     
     
     
   • caliber behaves quite strange: each of the chapters of the book appears as a separate item, while all the chapters went to the archives zip ...
     
     
     
     
     
   • we convert by selecting the "Convert Individually. I add metadata (author name), you can think of adding the cover (just ask when you edit the metadata to get something generated caliber). Convert the EPUB format zip.
     
     
     
     
     
   • I still generate by variant. Mobi (Kindle, if a holder wished to look here.)
   're done!
   subtitle "the easy way" means so much that we got a product which is not ideal ! remaining remnants of links for navigation between the HTML files.

Subsequent chapters are just to see how (and whether) runs the table of contents.

1.2 Files

If anyone interested can share source files (and output):

1. testowybook.tex
2. testowybook.pdf
3. testowybook.epub
4. testowybook.mobi