Hi everybody!
Excuse that so long there was no alert, but horribly patched by the feasts was. You know, Christmas is a lovely time if not for ...
Exactly if not for some annoying issues like madafaka! Listen:
first Shopping
Because what a feast without a purchase. How and shopping, of course, a whole bunch of people in the shops, because everyone wants to buy something cool. Stupid to buy canned cans, I had to stand in long penis like Jonah Falcon!
The best part is that there are plenty of free cash register!
Well, damn, I understand the stupid food where Mrs. Krystal has one cash register, but the type of stores Lidl, Tesco? Is there a problem with this approach so graciously to the position, and handle customers?
But noo, well, what! So what that is 8 positions, after all, two are enough, and the rest of the staff may be referred to as opierdala!
not forget when in a hurry like bloody hell, I'm standing in just such a cool milusiej queue, queue and forward such a beautiful dialogue:
-That you give me szyneczki
(no grandmother packed in bag, coagulate)
-NO!
-NO!
-What?
Please -sear me with no bag!
?
-I will not pay for the bag!
I wear a chicken ... June. I go over and knock that guy! Pre-Christmas shopping, everyone is in a hurry, and here a debil.
second Karp
probably remember those days when you bought a carp, killed him and somehow it not be said out loud, is not it? Well, the natural thing. And now kurna not! Save carp, help karpiom, wpierdalajcie list for the holidays (preferably a tablecloth from under the hay)
people loved No mercy! Every day animals are killed in piiip and somehow it does not bother anyone. No mention is made about the fact that half goes live pig in a slaughterhouse on the tape, no? But just dowalili to carp!
Following this reasoning, consider walking the park, because there full of insects and ant zdepnąć easy! That not to mention,, pacnięciu "newspaper flies on the windscreen. I highly respect people who do not eat meat, really great respect. But I hate when someone dictates to me what you think! How do I go to buy meat pork, then I luzik. But if I go to buy carp, I am regarded as a torturer, a murderer and commonplace carnivore.
third Atheists and holidays
Hem. Quite a controversial issue, is not it? Well, but fuck it.
I mean Christmas is celebrated by atheists. So people who do not believe in God. They do not believe in Jesus too. And celebrate. So celebrate the birth of Jesus in which we do not believe me?
So yes, of course, comes just a clown who writes a comment that celebrated the holidays without a sacred element, it is the feast of Christmas trees, gifts, etc.
Well, that is ...
Christmas is for atheists, which sometimes can be a gift, completely forgetting the most important, right?
Fuck what is holy, let us forget about the presents and let's enjoy z. .. foo.
Following this line of thought, then you can celebrate Mother's Day Valentine's Day. Never mind the fact that after the feast the mother, it's important that the feast.
Imagine that you have a birthday. They come to you, friends, relatives - generally the guests. Issue was out the door and they play at best. The same situation is Christmas Eve.
It's like some Catholics celebrated Buddhist celebration. When I hear about this thing is my blood poured.
This is a call not only to atheists, but also to people who have a little forgotten. Remember what the holidays really are - what we celebrate ;-)
Christmas would have been perfect if not for those 3 annoying issues. But I hope that people grow wiser. I know that long after the holidays, and so you do not intend to make your wishes, simply throw old Polish:
Same to you.
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